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Hi my name's Matt. I'm 16.I've got two brothers and a sister the less i say about them the better. I support Crystal Palace FC and hate My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way should be shot just to make the world a better place. I decided togive Dan and Rachael a special mention only because i've got one on their MySpace, like Dan i come out with a load of random and pointless shit half the time mainly about my hatred for the emo society and especially Gerard Way but unlike Dan i do not get aroused by the smallest things in life. And with Rachael i can act immature and know i will get away with it because that's what friends are for and i renamed her Dad to Mr C aswell, wanna see what he looks like look at my pictures. I have a big hatred for Peter "GROWLER" Gowler, the boy has no meaning in life just like the bandaged guy in slipknot they are both pointless. I like using the TeaPot manouvere because it gets you out of any tightspot, unlike MCR who get mugged in there new video they didnt use it so they got hurt. I have a few things in life that i can not live with out like sleep and food. I also got abducted by the Jesus Army when i was at Oxford Service station last year that was the turning point in my life i now look at bible thumpers in a whole new light, the jesus army are a bunch of slow witted people and immensely easy to take the mick out of. I'm now off to convert the Jesus army to a better cause then later i might kidnap Growler and have him hung, drawn and quartered or failing that i will run away to become a shaolin monk and re-enact the film shaolin soccer because that is the only place where The Matrix meets match of the day.

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• Occupation: Part Time Rabbi, Monk and Peregrin Falcon Breeder
• Education: Masters Degree
• Sex: Male
• Age: 17

• Profile Views: 250
• Member Since: 06.26.07
• Last Seen: 02.28.08

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i like a wide range of music but mainly rock, indie and punk, i like some bits of hip hop and rap but that's it i can't stand emo music and don't see the point in trivium either

the usual suspects, baseketball, mr bean's holiday, napoleon dynamite, the blue's brothers, monty python and the holy grail, gremlins kes

heroes, viva la bam, porridge, open all hours, two and a half men,

i'm currently working my way through the qur'an, i also published the bible aswell as the brick testament