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Hi...I am Tim and this is my story. I was born on a perfect day in the summer of 1982 in Philadelphia , PA...As the doctor who is also coincidentally my Uncle was pulling me out of my bottomless mother, he said that I was the most porportionately shaped baby he has ever seen. This caused him to proclaim that I will have no flaws and would be pretty like a girl...Fara Fawcett pretty...or so I was told...He also mentioned that my butt was statuesque..My uncle and I had a great relationship while I was growing up..
Fast forward to the present(2007) and my uncle's predictions could not have been more true...Turns out I am pretty like a girl..Paula Poundstone...I have no flaws other than nervousness, irritable at times, live at home with my parents and easily angered...My musical taste is uncanny(everybody loves it)...And my butt still is perfect, not a single hair or stretchmark on it
Thats about it...If I left anything out feel free to remind me...as long as you are cool with being on my "shit list"
Tim
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