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1. People who like rock music are over weight. 2. Boys look like girls. 3. Over weight girls look like boys. 4. People only mosh / pit on command. 5. Radio still makes the difference between side stage and main stage. 6. Singing / screaming still works. 7. Kids are texting each other non-stop through shows. Its ok for me to blackberry at my discretion. 8. "You've heard this song on radio / tv.," has been replaced by "You've heard this song on our myspace page." 9. If there's space to put an ad, someone will fill it or (Southwest. You are now free to move about the country) find a way to do it. 10. Affliction and Decaydence are selling very well. Bands, not so much. 11. Bad cover songs get you further than you're own bad song. 12. What do Chistians, Republicans, the elderly and baby boomers have in common? I don't know but I wish I was allowed to buy more than 3 fucking beers at a show. 13. Rock and roll shows aren't fun until your 5th beer. 14. Water Ice / Italian Ice / Snocones are a perfectly good substitute for adults in the music to consume at shows instead of beer. 15. The number of bad tattoos in America is still less than the number of people who shouldn't have tattoos.